Gadgett, don't hate me. I'm posting two lines. I didn't know if this was supposed to be a "serious" story or not and I really wanted to write the clown line. So, I decided to do a "Choose Your Own Adventure" kind of thing. Next poster, pick your line. (Sorry, I'm completely unable to take anything seriously at the moment.)
A figure stepped out of the shadows. "Mr. Sark, I presume?" the woman asked.
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Suddenly, a car pulled up next to him and at popped a bunch of clowns. He was unable to contain his excitement. Abandoning all restraint, he clapped his hands in delight. But these were no ordinary clowns. They were ninja clowns and his delight soon turned to panic.