DreamOutLoud
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Jack, no doubt about it.
Patomac said:Hmm...
Cabinet member: Mr. President, Nuclear Missles are being launched at the United States. What should we do?
President [Jack] Bristow: Tell the Russians that if they don't disarm the missles right now, I'll reveal what happened in Okansk.
President Sloane: This was all forseen. This was our destiny. Quick! Go get me some more Rambaldi fluid!
President Kendall: Then launch ten more missles at whoever sent the damn things at us! Do I have to make all the decisions around here? Incompetent personnel... I'll have your jobs!
President Flinkman: N-n--nuclear missles? Hold on, hold on, now I know I left the schematics for remote disarment around here... no, oh, look, Mitchell's baby pictures, you know, this was taken on Mitchell's first birthday party, he was so cute with his little pie r squared cake...
President Sark: See ya.
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No, but seriously, Dixon's the only character with enough... normalcy to ever be president. But then, Dixon? Politician? Nah... (Goes off to paint a "BRISTOW FOR PRESIDENT" sign)
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